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WRITTEN + DIRECTED:  Ryan Barton-Grimley

PRODUCERS:  Ryan Barton-Grimley, Ari Schneider, A.J. Gordon, Jeremy Wanek

CAST:  Ryan Barton-Grimley, Ari Schneider, Jana Savage, Richard Gayler, Casey Graf, Jeff Lorch

SYNOPSIS: Philip “Hawk” Hawkins doesn’t just dream about killing vampires… He freakin’ eats, sleeps, drinks, snorts, poops and breaths it!  After getting kicked out the Army for staking a fellow soldier with a blunt two by four, Hawk almost dies of boredom working as a night security guard at a deserted office park in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California.  Just when it looks like all this options in life have expired, low and behold… Filthy-ass blood-sucking vampires appear and of course… Nobody even freakin’ believes him!  With his super-ripped back up against the wall, his sweaty Karate Kid headband on and hordes of blood-thirsty murderous vampires closing in, Hawk has no choice but to enlist the help of his dimwitted, vegan-pacifist janitor pal, Revson McCabe, to save the whole entire freakin’ world! Well… At least his hometown anyway. (feature/comedy)


Official poster from legendary poster designer…   THE DUDE DESIGNS

Official poster from legendary poster designer… THE DUDE DESIGNS